2008-09-25
Original: 2008-09-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A blue-costumed figure (only an arm and shoulder visible, evoking Batman) stands in a doorway holding a sheet of paper bearing the bat-symbol logo, facing an elderly white-haired man in glasses and a grey suit with a tie (evoking Alfred the butler).
Blue-costumed figure: YOUR BAT-RESIGNATION?
Elderly man: YOU BAT-SPENT YOUR ENTIRE BAT-FORTUNE ON BAT-HOOKERS.
Caption below the panel:
In my defense, many of them were standard hookers.
Votey:
A black-and-white sketch of a bat (with a bat-creature's face, large ears, and humanoid torso) speaking to the blue-costumed figure (arm visible at left).
Bat: HOW'D IT GO?
A blue-costumed figure (only an arm and shoulder visible, evoking Batman) stands in a doorway holding a sheet of paper bearing the bat-symbol logo, facing an elderly white-haired man in glasses and a grey suit with a tie (evoking Alfred the butler).
Blue-costumed figure: YOUR BAT-RESIGNATION?
Elderly man: YOU BAT-SPENT YOUR ENTIRE BAT-FORTUNE ON BAT-HOOKERS.
Caption below the panel:
In my defense, many of them were standard hookers.
Votey:
A black-and-white sketch of a bat (with a bat-creature's face, large ears, and humanoid torso) speaking to the blue-costumed figure (arm visible at left).
Bat: HOW'D IT GO?
Alt text
A single-panel comic styled after Batman. A blue-costumed figure (only an arm visible, holding a paper printed with the bat-symbol) stands in a doorway facing an elderly white-haired man in glasses and a grey suit, evoking Alfred the butler. The figure asks, "Your bat-resignation?" The old man replies, "You bat-spent your entire bat-fortune on bat-hookers." A caption beneath reads: "In my defense, many of them were standard hookers." Votey (a black-and-white sketch): an actual bat-faced creature speaks to the blue-costumed figure, asking, "How'd it go?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.