ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2008-09-18

Original: 2008-09-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic (single panel):
A dimly lit bedroom at night. A shirtless man with bright orange/red curly hair sits on the left. A woman with brown wavy hair, wearing a teal bra, sits across from him on a couch or bed. She is holding out a small blue square object (a condom packet) toward him. On the wall behind them hangs a framed picture of a bowl of fruit. A small table with what appears to be a remote or box sits between them.

Caption below panel: "No thanks!"

Votey (aftercomic, single panel, black-and-white sketch):
The same brown-haired woman, now standing and cradling a newborn baby in her arms, looking distressed. A man's face appears in profile on the right side of the panel, looking at her. A speech bubble points toward him.
Man (speech bubble): "NO THANKS!"

Alt text

Main comic, one panel: a dim bedroom at night. A shirtless man with bright orange curly hair sits facing a woman in a teal bra with brown wavy hair, who is offering him a small blue condom packet. A framed picture of a bowl of fruit hangs on the wall. The caption reads "No thanks!" — he is declining the condom. Votey, one black-and-white panel: the same woman now stands cradling a crying newborn baby, looking distraught, while the man's face in profile says in a speech bubble "NO THANKS!" — now refusing the resulting baby.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.