2008-09-19
Original: 2008-09-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with brown hair, drawn in profile, holds up a magazine and gazes at it with a slightly furrowed, intent expression. The magazine cover has a red header banner with text and a green tree on a purple/dark background.
Magazine cover text: "BEHIND YONDER OAK IS A LADY..."
Caption (below panel): Amish porno is weird.
Votey:
A yellow magazine lies on the ground, its cover showing a simple green house/barn building.
Magazine cover text: "THINGS BEHIND WHICH ARE LADIES"
Issue label: "ISSUE 207"
A man with brown hair, drawn in profile, holds up a magazine and gazes at it with a slightly furrowed, intent expression. The magazine cover has a red header banner with text and a green tree on a purple/dark background.
Magazine cover text: "BEHIND YONDER OAK IS A LADY..."
Caption (below panel): Amish porno is weird.
Votey:
A yellow magazine lies on the ground, its cover showing a simple green house/barn building.
Magazine cover text: "THINGS BEHIND WHICH ARE LADIES"
Issue label: "ISSUE 207"
Alt text
A man with brown hair, shown in profile, stares intently at a magazine he's holding up. The magazine cover shows a green oak tree against a dark purple background, with a red banner reading "BEHIND YONDER OAK IS A LADY..." The caption beneath the panel reads: "Amish porno is weird." The joke is that this "pornography" is tame to the point of absurdity — it just depicts ordinary objects that happen to be concealing women, leaving everything to the imagination. Votey: A yellow magazine lying on the ground titled "THINGS BEHIND WHICH ARE LADIES, ISSUE 207," its cover featuring a plain green house — implying this is a long-running series, now 207 issues deep, of pictures of mundane things women might be standing behind.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.