2008-09-26
Original: 2008-09-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Two men sit across from each other at a small round table with a yellow tablecloth, coffee cups in front of them.
Bald older man (left): "Hey, so did you get a chance with that new, uh, portfolio?"
Man with short red hair, green shirt and tie (right): "Oh, yeah, uh, I will. I had a lot, uh, on my plate yesterday."
Caption (below panel):
Peoplewatching Tip:
Every conversation is funnier if you imagine they had drunken sex last night.
Votey:
A sketchy black-and-white drawing of two men talking.
Man with curly hair (left): "Man, who needs women?"
Other man (right): "Seriously."
Two men sit across from each other at a small round table with a yellow tablecloth, coffee cups in front of them.
Bald older man (left): "Hey, so did you get a chance with that new, uh, portfolio?"
Man with short red hair, green shirt and tie (right): "Oh, yeah, uh, I will. I had a lot, uh, on my plate yesterday."
Caption (below panel):
Peoplewatching Tip:
Every conversation is funnier if you imagine they had drunken sex last night.
Votey:
A sketchy black-and-white drawing of two men talking.
Man with curly hair (left): "Man, who needs women?"
Other man (right): "Seriously."
Alt text
A color comic panel shows two men sitting across from each other at a small round table with a yellow tablecloth and coffee cups. The bald older man on the left asks, "Hey, so did you get a chance with that new, uh, portfolio?" The man on the right, with short red hair, glasses, and a green shirt with a tie, replies, "Oh, yeah, uh, I will. I had a lot, uh, on my plate yesterday." A caption below reads: "Peoplewatching Tip: Every conversation is funnier if you imagine they had drunken sex last night." The joke is that the halting, awkward dialogue takes on a different meaning when reframed this way. The votey is a rough black-and-white sketch of two men: the one on the left says, "Man, who needs women?" and the other agrees, "Seriously."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.