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2008-07-31

Original: 2008-07-31 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Batman is on the phone, holding a red telephone receiver to his ear and looking nervous and uncomfortable.
Batman: OH... H-HEY... WOW... HI, RIDDLER. I, UH... I HAVEN'T SOLVED YOUR RIDDLE YET... MAYBE... MAYBE WE JUST SHOULDN'T DISCUSS IT AT ALL FOR A FEW MONTHS...

Panel 2:
A green card or note, decorated with a large question mark, lies below.
Text on card: Do you still love me?
Signed with a heart: Riddler

Votey:
Batman stands behind a smiling, grinning man who is in the foreground. Batman looks awkward and is pointing/gesturing.
Grinning man: WHO WAS THAT, HONEY?
Batman: OH... NOBODY...

Alt text

A two-part SMBC comic. In the main color panel, Batman holds a red telephone receiver to his ear, looking nervous and cornered, and stammers: "Oh... h-hey... wow... hi, Riddler. I, uh... I haven't solved your riddle yet... maybe... maybe we just shouldn't discuss it at all for a few months..." Below sits a green card decorated with a big question mark that reads "Do you still love me?" signed with a heart by "Riddler" — framing the Riddler's villainous riddles as needy love letters from a clingy partner. In the black-and-white votey, a grinning man (Batman's apparent partner) in the foreground asks "Who was that, honey?" and an awkward-looking Batman behind him replies, "Oh... nobody...", implying Batman is hiding his entanglement with the Riddler from his significant other.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.