2008-07-30
Original: 2008-07-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (top): A red-haired man in a green shirt grips a bottle and sprays a thick white stream directly into the face of a brown-haired man in a blue shirt, who recoils with mouth open.
Red-haired man: "MAYONNAISE GUN! MAYONNAISE GUN!"
Panel 2 (bottom, captioned "EARLIER..."): The same two men stand facing each other in a purple room. The red-haired man gestures casually toward the brown-haired man (referred to as Ted).
Caption: "EARLIER..."
Red-haired man: "OH, HEY TED. YOU KNOW WHAT'S WEIRD?"
Votey: A close-up of the brown-haired man (Ted), looking deadpan/resigned.
Ted: "EVERY FREAKIN' WEDNESDAY."
Red-haired man: "MAYONNAISE GUN! MAYONNAISE GUN!"
Panel 2 (bottom, captioned "EARLIER..."): The same two men stand facing each other in a purple room. The red-haired man gestures casually toward the brown-haired man (referred to as Ted).
Caption: "EARLIER..."
Red-haired man: "OH, HEY TED. YOU KNOW WHAT'S WEIRD?"
Votey: A close-up of the brown-haired man (Ted), looking deadpan/resigned.
Ted: "EVERY FREAKIN' WEDNESDAY."
Alt text
Two-panel comic. Top panel: a red-haired man in a green shirt blasts a thick white stream from a bottle straight into the face of a brown-haired man in a blue shirt, who recoils with his mouth open; the red-haired man yells "MAYONNAISE GUN! MAYONNAISE GUN!" Bottom panel, labeled "EARLIER...": the same two men stand calmly in a purple room as the red-haired man casually says, "Oh, hey Ted. You know what's weird?" Votey: a close-up of Ted, deadpan and resigned, replying, "Every freakin' Wednesday." The joke: getting mayonnaise-gunned is a weekly Wednesday routine for Ted.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.