2008-07-28
Original: 2008-07-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner (yellow, top): NATURE IS UNFAIR. CASE IN POINT: THE UNPROTECTED SEX TALK
Panel 1 (marked with a female/Venus symbol): A woman sits on a couch talking to a young girl.
Woman: AND THEN, A LIVING HUMAN WILL EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR GENITALS WHILE LOVED ONES WATCH AND TELL YOU HOW GREAT IT IS.
Panel 2 (marked with a male/Mars symbol): A man stands with his hand raised toward a young boy.
Man: HIGH FIVE!
Votey:
A bald man, shown in close-up, speaking.
Man: SERIOUSLY, IT'S FANTASTIC.
Panel 1 (marked with a female/Venus symbol): A woman sits on a couch talking to a young girl.
Woman: AND THEN, A LIVING HUMAN WILL EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR GENITALS WHILE LOVED ONES WATCH AND TELL YOU HOW GREAT IT IS.
Panel 2 (marked with a male/Mars symbol): A man stands with his hand raised toward a young boy.
Man: HIGH FIVE!
Votey:
A bald man, shown in close-up, speaking.
Man: SERIOUSLY, IT'S FANTASTIC.
Alt text
Two-panel SMBC comic under a yellow banner reading "NATURE IS UNFAIR. CASE IN POINT: THE UNPROTECTED SEX TALK." The left panel is marked with a female (Venus) symbol: a woman on a couch tells a young girl, "And then, a living human will explode out of your genitals while loved ones watch and tell you how great it is." The right panel is marked with a male (Mars) symbol: a man cheerfully raises his hand toward a young boy and says, "High five!" The joke contrasts the grim version of the talk given to the girl with the breezy celebratory version given to the boy. Votey: a close-up of a bald man saying, "Seriously, it's fantastic."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.