2008-08-02
Original: 2008-08-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: In a bar/lounge setting, a bald man with flame-like orange hair stands with his arm raised dramatically.
Bald man: "I DEMAND A THREESOME!"
A woman standing next to him thinks to herself.
Woman (thought): "OKAY... THIS PRACTICAL JOKE HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH."
Other patrons sit at a bar in the background.
Panel 2: Caption banner reads "ONE WEEK EARLIER..." A scene of a hypnotist's office. An older bald man in a suit (the hypnotist) gestures, and the same flame-haired man sits beside him, looking blank. Another person sits in the foreground.
Foreground person: "IS HE HYPNOTIZED?"
Hypnotist: "YES."
Foreground person: "TELL HIM HE'S JESUS CHRIST!"
Votey:
A bald, intense-looking man shakes his fist.
Man: "CHRIST DON'T NEED NO CONDOM!"
Bald man: "I DEMAND A THREESOME!"
A woman standing next to him thinks to herself.
Woman (thought): "OKAY... THIS PRACTICAL JOKE HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH."
Other patrons sit at a bar in the background.
Panel 2: Caption banner reads "ONE WEEK EARLIER..." A scene of a hypnotist's office. An older bald man in a suit (the hypnotist) gestures, and the same flame-haired man sits beside him, looking blank. Another person sits in the foreground.
Foreground person: "IS HE HYPNOTIZED?"
Hypnotist: "YES."
Foreground person: "TELL HIM HE'S JESUS CHRIST!"
Votey:
A bald, intense-looking man shakes his fist.
Man: "CHRIST DON'T NEED NO CONDOM!"
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: In a dim bar, a bald man with flame-like orange hair throws his arm up and shouts, "I demand a threesome!" A woman beside him thinks, "Okay... this practical joke has gone on long enough," while other patrons sit at the bar. Panel 2, captioned "One week earlier...": In a hypnotist's office, an older bald man in a suit confirms to someone, "Yes," when asked "Is he hypnotized?" The questioner says, "Tell him he's Jesus Christ!" — revealing the bold bar behavior is the result of a hypnotic suggestion gone wrong. Votey (bonus panel): A bald, fierce-looking man shakes his fist and declares, "Christ don't need no condom!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.