2008-08-01
Original: 2008-08-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
Man with orange flame-like hair: "SMILING EARNS YOU MANY FRIENDS... AND I F--KED YOUR MOM."
Woman with brown hair (in blue sweater, looking unimpressed): "I THINK MAYBE 'IN BED' WORKS BETTER..."
Caption below panel: Nobody likes my new version of the fortune cookie joke.
Votey:
A grinning man holding out his hand reads from a slip: "YOU WILL GO FAR IN LIFE... AND I FU--ED YOUR MOM."
The grinning man: "IT WORKS EVERY TIME!"
Man with orange flame-like hair: "SMILING EARNS YOU MANY FRIENDS... AND I F--KED YOUR MOM."
Woman with brown hair (in blue sweater, looking unimpressed): "I THINK MAYBE 'IN BED' WORKS BETTER..."
Caption below panel: Nobody likes my new version of the fortune cookie joke.
Votey:
A grinning man holding out his hand reads from a slip: "YOU WILL GO FAR IN LIFE... AND I FU--ED YOUR MOM."
The grinning man: "IT WORKS EVERY TIME!"
Alt text
A color comic with a single panel. A man with bright orange, flame-like hair, seen from behind, talks to a brown-haired woman in a blue sweater at a dimly lit restaurant. He says, "Smiling earns you many friends... and I f--ked your mom." She replies flatly, "I think maybe 'in bed' works better..." Below the panel a caption reads: "Nobody likes my new version of the fortune cookie joke." The joke: instead of the classic "...in bed" addendum people append to fortune cookies, he appends a crude insult about the listener's mother. Votey (a black-and-white bonus panel): a broadly grinning man holds out a fortune slip reading "You will go far in life... and I fu--ed your mom," and exclaims, "It works every time!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.