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2008-07-15

Original: 2008-07-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic:

A man and a woman lie in bed together at night.

Woman: BEFORE WE START... ARE YOU SURE YOU AREN'T MAD?
Man: I'M NOT MAD.
Woman: THAT SOUNDED MAD. I THINK YOU'RE MAD.
Man: I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT MAD.
Woman: *sigh* ...OKAY...

Caption below the panel: My relationship with the Incredible Hulk was brief.

Votey:

Close-up of the man, now drawn with green skin and glowing green eyes (having transformed into the Hulk).
Man (Hulk): WELL, THAT WAS FAST.

Alt text

A man and a woman lie together in bed at night. The woman asks, "Before we start... are you sure you aren't mad?" The man replies, "I'm not mad." She presses, "That sounded mad. I think you're mad." He insists, "I told you, I'm not mad." She sighs, "...Okay..." A caption beneath reads: "My relationship with the Incredible Hulk was brief." In the votey, a close-up shows the same man now transformed into the Hulk, with green skin and glowing green eyes, deadpanning, "Well, that was fast" — the repeated insistence that he wasn't mad having triggered his Hulk transformation almost immediately.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.