2008-07-07
Original: 2008-07-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (caption box at top): EVERYONE KNEW THE EULOGY WOULD BE BORING, BUT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WITH A CONTINGENCY PLAN
Below the caption, on a green background: a colorful beach ball (red, yellow, blue, and white panels) flying through the air, trailing motion lines as if it has just been thrown or bounced.
Votey: A bald man wearing round glasses and a clerical collar (a priest) reaches up with one hand to catch or bat away the incoming beach ball, which is visible as a spiky shape at the upper right.
Below the caption, on a green background: a colorful beach ball (red, yellow, blue, and white panels) flying through the air, trailing motion lines as if it has just been thrown or bounced.
Votey: A bald man wearing round glasses and a clerical collar (a priest) reaches up with one hand to catch or bat away the incoming beach ball, which is visible as a spiky shape at the upper right.
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A yellow caption box reads: "Everyone knew the eulogy would be boring, but I was the only one with a contingency plan." Below it, against a green background, a colorful red-yellow-blue-and-white beach ball sails through the air with motion lines behind it, mid-flight. In the votey aftercomic, a bald priest with round glasses and a clerical collar throws up a hand to fend off the incoming beach ball as it reaches him at the pulpit. The joke: the narrator livened up a dull funeral eulogy by lobbing a beach ball at the officiating priest.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.