2008-07-06
Original: 2008-07-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Father (a man with a red mustache, kneeling beside his young blond son): "SON, I DON'T EVER WANT TO HEAR YOU CALL A MAN PRETTY. IT'S WEIRD, AND I WON'T HAVE IT IN MY FAMILY."
Panel 2:
Caption (top left): "LATER..."
Sign in background: "AUTO EXHIBITION"
The same man, now standing with his son at a car show, looking at a red sports car: "MAN, THAT IS ONE SEXY CAR."
Votey:
A bald man speaking to a cow: "MAN, THAT'S A SEXY COW."
Father (a man with a red mustache, kneeling beside his young blond son): "SON, I DON'T EVER WANT TO HEAR YOU CALL A MAN PRETTY. IT'S WEIRD, AND I WON'T HAVE IT IN MY FAMILY."
Panel 2:
Caption (top left): "LATER..."
Sign in background: "AUTO EXHIBITION"
The same man, now standing with his son at a car show, looking at a red sports car: "MAN, THAT IS ONE SEXY CAR."
Votey:
A bald man speaking to a cow: "MAN, THAT'S A SEXY COW."
Alt text
Panel 1: A father with a red mustache kneels and sternly points at his young blond son, saying, "Son, I don't ever want to hear you call a man pretty. It's weird, and I won't have it in my family." Panel 2: Labeled "Later...," the same man stands with his son at an "Auto Exhibition," admiring a red sports car and saying, "Man, that is one sexy car" — the joke being that he polices the word "pretty" for men but freely applies "sexy" to an object. Votey: A bald man gazes at a cow and says, "Man, that's a sexy cow," extending the gag to an even more absurd target.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.