2008-07-08
Original: 2008-07-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
Panel 1: A children's birthday party. A man in a green shirt (the dad) addresses the group of kids, who wear party hats. A pinata shaped like an orange dog hangs from a fence/tree in the background.
Dad: "Kids, before we go any further with the party, I want to remind everyone that there are kids out there who don't have loving mommies and daddies."
Caption (below panel): I love when Dad fills the pinata with orphans.
Votey:
A black-and-white sketch. A child in a party hat holds a baseball bat and shouts at another child who is running away. On the ground between them lies a small fallen figure (an orphan that fell out of the pinata).
Child with bat: "Come back! It's my birthday!"
Panel 1: A children's birthday party. A man in a green shirt (the dad) addresses the group of kids, who wear party hats. A pinata shaped like an orange dog hangs from a fence/tree in the background.
Dad: "Kids, before we go any further with the party, I want to remind everyone that there are kids out there who don't have loving mommies and daddies."
Caption (below panel): I love when Dad fills the pinata with orphans.
Votey:
A black-and-white sketch. A child in a party hat holds a baseball bat and shouts at another child who is running away. On the ground between them lies a small fallen figure (an orphan that fell out of the pinata).
Child with bat: "Come back! It's my birthday!"
Alt text
A cartoon birthday party. A smiling dad in a green shirt tells a group of party-hatted kids, 'Kids, before we go any further with the party, I want to remind everyone that there are kids out there who don't have loving mommies and daddies.' Behind them hangs a pinata shaped like an orange dog. The caption below reads: 'I love when Dad fills the pinata with orphans.' Votey: a rough black-and-white sketch where a child holding a baseball bat shouts 'Come back! It's my birthday!' at another child fleeing the scene, with a small fallen figure (an orphan) lying on the ground between them.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.