2008-07-10
Original: 2008-07-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A Superman-like superhero (dark hair, red cape, blue-and-red costume) flies horizontally with one fist extended forward, eyes closed, over the edge of a building rooftop.
Superhero (thought/speech bubble): "I MUST STOP LEX LUTHOR AT ANY COST. EVEN IF IT MEANS MY OWN LIFE."
Caption (rotated text along the right margin): "The costume made my suicide way more fun."
Votey:
A balding man in a green and purple shirt sits in a dark room with a cracked window behind him, looking startled and frightened.
Man (speech bubble): "WHAT THE-"
A Superman-like superhero (dark hair, red cape, blue-and-red costume) flies horizontally with one fist extended forward, eyes closed, over the edge of a building rooftop.
Superhero (thought/speech bubble): "I MUST STOP LEX LUTHOR AT ANY COST. EVEN IF IT MEANS MY OWN LIFE."
Caption (rotated text along the right margin): "The costume made my suicide way more fun."
Votey:
A balding man in a green and purple shirt sits in a dark room with a cracked window behind him, looking startled and frightened.
Man (speech bubble): "WHAT THE-"
Alt text
Main comic, single panel: a Superman-style superhero with dark hair and a red cape flies horizontally with one fist thrust forward and eyes closed, soaring over the edge of a building rooftop. His thought bubble reads, "I must stop Lex Luthor at any cost. Even if it means my own life." Rotated text running up the right margin reads, "The costume made my suicide way more fun." The joke: the heroic dive is actually a costumed suicide attempt. Votey (aftercomic): a balding man in a green and purple shirt sits in a dark room with a cracked window behind him, looking startled, exclaiming "What the-" as the flying figure presumably crashes toward him.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.