2008-07-11
Original: 2008-07-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A man in white underwear lies on his back, twisting away in fear. Several knives and ninja throwing stars (shuriken) fly through the air toward him, each trailing motion lines.
Man: "SHE MEANS NOTHING TO ME! NOTHING!"
Caption (below panel, line 1): Most men are aware of Women's Intuition.
Caption (below panel, line 2): Most men are not aware of Women's Telekinesis.
Votey:
A woman sits with her elbows propped up and her fingers pressed to her temples, brow furrowed in intense concentration (the source of the telekinetic assault).
A man in white underwear lies on his back, twisting away in fear. Several knives and ninja throwing stars (shuriken) fly through the air toward him, each trailing motion lines.
Man: "SHE MEANS NOTHING TO ME! NOTHING!"
Caption (below panel, line 1): Most men are aware of Women's Intuition.
Caption (below panel, line 2): Most men are not aware of Women's Telekinesis.
Votey:
A woman sits with her elbows propped up and her fingers pressed to her temples, brow furrowed in intense concentration (the source of the telekinetic assault).
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A man in white underwear lies on his back, recoiling in terror as a barrage of knives and ninja throwing stars flies through the air toward him, each weapon trailing motion lines. He shouts, "SHE MEANS NOTHING TO ME! NOTHING!" Below the panel, a two-line caption reads: "Most men are aware of Women's Intuition. Most men are not aware of Women's Telekinesis." The joke: his lie has been detected and the weapons are being hurled by a woman's mind. Votey (aftercomic): a woman sits with her fingers pressed to her temples, brow furrowed in fierce concentration, revealing she is the one telekinetically launching the weapons.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.