2008-07-04
Original: 2008-07-04 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
A man with red hair stands in a courtroom, addressing a judge. In thought/speech bubbles above him are two scenes depicting his testimony.
First bubble (left): The man holding a syringe labeled "HEROIN".
Second bubble (right): The man holding a syringe labeled "SOME MORE HEROIN".
The man (gesturing to the judge): "I've since been informed that this doesn't count as a vicious cycle."
Votey:
A man sits reading a document or letter.
Man (thinking): "STUPID ALIMONY"
A man with red hair stands in a courtroom, addressing a judge. In thought/speech bubbles above him are two scenes depicting his testimony.
First bubble (left): The man holding a syringe labeled "HEROIN".
Second bubble (right): The man holding a syringe labeled "SOME MORE HEROIN".
The man (gesturing to the judge): "I've since been informed that this doesn't count as a vicious cycle."
Votey:
A man sits reading a document or letter.
Man (thinking): "STUPID ALIMONY"
Alt text
A courtroom scene. A red-haired man in a white shirt and tie stands before a seated judge, gesturing as he gives testimony. Two large thought bubbles above him illustrate his account: in the first he holds a syringe labeled "HEROIN," and in the second he holds a syringe labeled "SOME MORE HEROIN." The caption below reads: "I've since been informed that this doesn't count as a vicious cycle." The joke: his repeated heroin use isn't a cycle, just a straight line of doing it again. Votey: a man sits reading a document, thinking "STUPID ALIMONY" — the legal aftermath.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.