2008-08-10
Original: 2008-08-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A blonde woman speaking to a red-haired man.
Woman: ME DATE YOU? WHEN PIGS FLY!
Panel 2: Close-up of the red-haired man, looking thoughtful, hand on his chin.
Panel 3: The man stands in front of a projector screen showing the silhouettes of a pig and a bird, holding lab equipment (a flask).
Panel 4: The man, now in a lab coat, sits reading a large book labeled "PIG/BIRD GENETICS", with DNA/genetic diagrams projected behind him.
Panel 5: The man wearing safety goggles and a lab coat, holding a scalpel, leaning over something pink.
Panel 6: The man, arms raised triumphantly, faces an open skylight/window as a dark winged shape flies out into the sky.
Panel 7: The man stands at a window grinning as a winged pig (a pig with wings) flies away from him.
Panel 8: An exterior shot looking down; the blonde woman stands far below on the ground, looking up.
Panel 9: A newspaper.
Headline: WOMAN CRUSHED BY MUTILATED PIG!
Subheading: LOCAL SCIENTIST BLAMES BAD AIR CURRENTS
Votey: A black-and-white panel. A police officer stands by a car, pointing and laughing up at the sky where the winged pig is flying away.
Officer: HAHAHA!
Woman: ME DATE YOU? WHEN PIGS FLY!
Panel 2: Close-up of the red-haired man, looking thoughtful, hand on his chin.
Panel 3: The man stands in front of a projector screen showing the silhouettes of a pig and a bird, holding lab equipment (a flask).
Panel 4: The man, now in a lab coat, sits reading a large book labeled "PIG/BIRD GENETICS", with DNA/genetic diagrams projected behind him.
Panel 5: The man wearing safety goggles and a lab coat, holding a scalpel, leaning over something pink.
Panel 6: The man, arms raised triumphantly, faces an open skylight/window as a dark winged shape flies out into the sky.
Panel 7: The man stands at a window grinning as a winged pig (a pig with wings) flies away from him.
Panel 8: An exterior shot looking down; the blonde woman stands far below on the ground, looking up.
Panel 9: A newspaper.
Headline: WOMAN CRUSHED BY MUTILATED PIG!
Subheading: LOCAL SCIENTIST BLAMES BAD AIR CURRENTS
Votey: A black-and-white panel. A police officer stands by a car, pointing and laughing up at the sky where the winged pig is flying away.
Officer: HAHAHA!
Alt text
A nine-panel comic. A blonde woman tells a red-haired man, "Me date you? When pigs fly!" The man looks thoughtful, then becomes a scientist: he studies silhouettes of a pig and a bird on a projector, reads a book titled "PIG/BIRD GENETICS" amid DNA diagrams, and operates with a scalpel on something pink while wearing goggles. He throws his arms up in triumph as a winged shape flies out a skylight, then grins at a window as a winged pig flaps away. An overhead shot shows the woman standing tiny on the ground below. The final panel is a newspaper headline: "WOMAN CRUSHED BY MUTILATED PIG! Local scientist blames bad air currents" — he made a pig fly, then dropped it on her. Votey: a black-and-white panel where a police officer by a car points up at the flying pig and laughs, "HAHAHA!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.