2008-08-14
Original: 2008-08-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: URBAN LEGENDS: LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
Panel: A blond man sits at a table across from a smiling woman with curly brown hair (in a pink/blue top). She has just slid a card or paper across the table toward the man. The woman, delighted:
Woman: WOW! YOU'RE A RACIST TOO?!
Votey:
A hand holds out a card. The card reads:
"ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
I LOVE YOU AS MUCH
AS I HATE EVERY JEW
XOXOXOXO"
Panel: A blond man sits at a table across from a smiling woman with curly brown hair (in a pink/blue top). She has just slid a card or paper across the table toward the man. The woman, delighted:
Woman: WOW! YOU'RE A RACIST TOO?!
Votey:
A hand holds out a card. The card reads:
"ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
I LOVE YOU AS MUCH
AS I HATE EVERY JEW
XOXOXOXO"
Alt text
A two-part comic titled 'Urban Legends: Love is Beautiful.' Main panel: a blond man sits at a table facing a smiling, curly-haired woman who has just passed him a card. Beaming with delight, she exclaims, 'Wow! You're a racist too?!' The joke is that a shared bigotry is being treated as a romantic bonding moment. Votey (aftercomic): a black-and-white drawing of a hand holding out the card the man gave her. It reads: 'Roses are red / Violets are blue / I love you as much / As I hate every Jew / XOXOXOXO' — revealing the racist sentiment that thrilled her.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.