2008-08-08
Original: 2008-08-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A man with brown hair in a green shirt sits on the edge of a bed, leaning toward a younger person with curly red-orange hair in an orange shirt, who sits with their back to the viewer. The man is giving "the talk."
Man (brown hair): YOU KNOW THAT THING YOU DO IN THE SHOWER EVERY MORNING? WELL, YOU DO IT IN A VAT OF PHOSPHOLIPIDS.
Caption (below panel): In the future, the sex talk is a lot shorter.
Votey:
Caption at top of panel: 15 YEARS LATER
A person stands beside a large cylindrical vat (tank).
Person: THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.
A man with brown hair in a green shirt sits on the edge of a bed, leaning toward a younger person with curly red-orange hair in an orange shirt, who sits with their back to the viewer. The man is giving "the talk."
Man (brown hair): YOU KNOW THAT THING YOU DO IN THE SHOWER EVERY MORNING? WELL, YOU DO IT IN A VAT OF PHOSPHOLIPIDS.
Caption (below panel): In the future, the sex talk is a lot shorter.
Votey:
Caption at top of panel: 15 YEARS LATER
A person stands beside a large cylindrical vat (tank).
Person: THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A brown-haired man in a green shirt sits on the edge of a bed, smiling and leaning toward a younger person with curly red hair seen from behind. The man says, "You know that thing you do in the shower every morning? Well, you do it in a vat of phospholipids." A caption below reads: "In the future, the sex talk is a lot shorter." The joke is that reproduction has become a solitary chemical process. Votey (aftercomic): a black-and-white panel labeled "15 years later" shows a person standing next to a tall cylindrical vat, saying tearfully, "That was so beautiful."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.