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2008-08-06

Original: 2008-08-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man (with a short haircut, holding a cardboard box): HEY! YOU KNOW HOW YOU LOVE BUNNY RABBITS AND ANT FARMS?!
Woman (with long red hair, seen from behind): Y-YES...
Man: WELL, I GOT YOUR TWO FAVORITE- UH... UH...

Below the panel, a small image of the man's face with an awkward expression:
Man: I GOT YOU ANTS.

Votey:
A piece of paper / list. The man's silhouette is visible at the left edge looking at it.
List heading: THINGS THAT DON'T GO WITH ANTS:
- PUPPIES
- KITTIES
- BABY GIRAFFES
- NEIGHBOR'S KID
- BUNNIES

Alt text

A man holding a cardboard box excitedly says to a red-haired woman, 'Hey! You know how you love bunny rabbits and ant farms?!' She hesitantly answers, 'Y-yes...' He says, 'Well, I got your two favorite- uh... uh...' A separate close-up of his awkward face below the panel reads, 'I got you ants.' The implication is that he brought ants instead of bunnies. Votey: a handwritten list titled 'Things that don't go with ants:' listing puppies, kitties, baby giraffes, neighbor's kid, and bunnies, with the man's silhouette looking at it.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.