2008-08-12
Original: 2008-08-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman in a green tank top and pink underwear stands facing a man who is shown only from behind (bare, from the waist down). She gestures toward him reassuringly.
Woman: "I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THE FOLLOWING BURST OF LAUGHTER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SIZE OF YOUR GENITALS, AND IN FACT RELATES TO AN AMUSING COMIC STRIP I READ THIS MORNING."
Caption (below panel): "BAHAHAHA! What a tiny penis... has Garfield."
Votey:
A roughly sketched figure sits reading an open book. The cover/page of the book reads "GARFIELD F*CKS" (text partially cut off, reading "GARFIELD" with "F*CKS" below).
A woman in a green tank top and pink underwear stands facing a man who is shown only from behind (bare, from the waist down). She gestures toward him reassuringly.
Woman: "I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THE FOLLOWING BURST OF LAUGHTER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SIZE OF YOUR GENITALS, AND IN FACT RELATES TO AN AMUSING COMIC STRIP I READ THIS MORNING."
Caption (below panel): "BAHAHAHA! What a tiny penis... has Garfield."
Votey:
A roughly sketched figure sits reading an open book. The cover/page of the book reads "GARFIELD F*CKS" (text partially cut off, reading "GARFIELD" with "F*CKS" below).
Alt text
A woman in a green tank top and pink underwear stands gesturing reassuringly toward a man who is shown only from behind, naked from the waist down. She says: "I want you to know that the following burst of laughter has nothing to do with the size of your genitals, and in fact relates to an amusing comic strip I read this morning." The caption below reads: "BAHAHAHA! What a tiny penis... has Garfield." The joke: her phrasing makes it sound like an insult about him, but it's really about the comic strip Garfield. Votey (aftercomic): a loosely sketched person sits reading an open book whose cover reads "GARFIELD F*CKS," implying that is the absurd Garfield comic she read.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.