2008-08-13
Original: 2008-08-13 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with long red hair, wearing a pink top, grins as she holds up a soldering gun (labeled "SOLDERMASTER") in one hand and a hammer in the other. She faces a partially visible figure at the left edge of the panel. Her speech bubble is empty, with the punchline supplied by the captions below.
Captions below the panel (two columns):
Left column (underlined): Best Case Scenario:
Woman: "I finished your supercomputer!"
Right column (underlined): Worst Case Scenario:
Woman: "I invented a new kind of sex!"
Votey:
A rough sketch of the same smiling woman with hand-lettered text: "I BUILT YOU A SEX COMPUTER!"
A woman with long red hair, wearing a pink top, grins as she holds up a soldering gun (labeled "SOLDERMASTER") in one hand and a hammer in the other. She faces a partially visible figure at the left edge of the panel. Her speech bubble is empty, with the punchline supplied by the captions below.
Captions below the panel (two columns):
Left column (underlined): Best Case Scenario:
Woman: "I finished your supercomputer!"
Right column (underlined): Worst Case Scenario:
Woman: "I invented a new kind of sex!"
Votey:
A rough sketch of the same smiling woman with hand-lettered text: "I BUILT YOU A SEX COMPUTER!"
Alt text
A grinning red-haired woman in a pink top holds up a soldering gun labeled "SOLDERMASTER" in one hand and a hammer in the other, facing a partly visible person at the left edge. Her speech bubble is empty; two captioned columns below give the punchline. The left column, underlined "Best Case Scenario:", reads "I finished your supercomputer!" The right column, underlined "Worst Case Scenario:", reads "I invented a new kind of sex!" The votey is a loose sketch of the same smiling woman with the hand-lettered line "I BUILT YOU A SEX COMPUTER!", merging both scenarios into one.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.