2008-08-05
Original: 2008-08-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A magician in a purple suit with a red bow tie walks across a stage in front of a red curtain, holding a white rabbit in one hand and a red-and-black top hat in the other.
Magician: "YEAH, AND I DID THAT WHILE WALKING. THAT'S LIKE TWO MAGIC TRICKS TO YOU GUYS."
Caption below the comic: "I'm no longer allowed inside the school for the disabled."
Votey:
A handwritten note inside a thick black border:
"DEAR ZACH, I FOUND YOUR COMIC TODAY OFFENSIVE BECAUSE I'M SO STUPID. DUH, DUH, DUH*"
Below the note: "*PARAPHRASED"
A magician in a purple suit with a red bow tie walks across a stage in front of a red curtain, holding a white rabbit in one hand and a red-and-black top hat in the other.
Magician: "YEAH, AND I DID THAT WHILE WALKING. THAT'S LIKE TWO MAGIC TRICKS TO YOU GUYS."
Caption below the comic: "I'm no longer allowed inside the school for the disabled."
Votey:
A handwritten note inside a thick black border:
"DEAR ZACH, I FOUND YOUR COMIC TODAY OFFENSIVE BECAUSE I'M SO STUPID. DUH, DUH, DUH*"
Below the note: "*PARAPHRASED"
Alt text
A magician in a purple suit and red bow tie strolls across a stage in front of a red curtain, casually holding a white rabbit in one hand and a top hat in the other. His speech bubble reads: "Yeah, and I did that while walking. That's like two magic tricks to you guys." The caption beneath reads: "I'm no longer allowed inside the school for the disabled." The joke: the magician is condescendingly performing for disabled students. Votey: a handwritten note in a heavy black border reads, "Dear Zach, I found your comic today offensive because I'm so stupid. Duh, duh, duh*" with a footnote below: "*Paraphrased" — the author mocking a complaining reader.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.