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2008-06-02

Original: 2008-06-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):
A woman with brown hair, wearing a green tank top and dark underwear, kneels on a bed gesturing toward a shirtless man whose back is to the viewer.
Woman: "I'M NOT SAYING HE WAS GOOD! JUST GOOD AT WHAT HE CHOSE TO DO! THAT'S ALL!"

Caption below the comic: Sally doesn't feel that I'm "the Hitler of snuggling."

Votey:
Close-up of the shirtless man's face in profile, with a speech bubble.
Man: "OKAY, FINE. I'LL TAKE OFF THE MUSTACHE."

Alt text

A single-panel comic shows a brown-haired woman in a green tank top and dark underwear kneeling on a bed, gesturing in exasperation at a shirtless man seen from behind. Her speech bubble reads: "I'm not saying he was good! Just good at what he chose to do! That's all!" A caption below reads: Sally doesn't feel that I'm "the Hitler of snuggling" — implying she was defending Hitler's competence, not his morality, while reassuring her partner. In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the man's face shows his reply: "Okay, fine. I'll take off the mustache," revealing he had been wearing a Hitler-style mustache to bed, which is the actual reason for the comparison.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.