2008-06-01
Original: 2008-06-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title/caption above the comic: PARENTING TIP: ANYTHING KIDS DON'T LIKE IS A POTENTIAL PUNISHMENT
Panel 1:
An older man with a mustache (the father) speaks to a younger person with reddish-orange hair (the kid).
Father: FROM NOW ON, EVERY TIME YOU GET A C, YOU GET THE SEX TALK.
Kid: UH... OKAY.
Panel 2:
The kid clutches their head in distress while the father, gesturing, delivers the sex talk.
Father: SO THE MAN'S SPERM ENTERS THE WOMAN'S VAGINA, AT WHICH POINT...
Kid: I KNOW. I KNOW! I KNOW!
Votey:
Caption bar: 20 YEARS LATER...
Two people lie in bed together.
One partner: HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THAT?
The other (the now-grown kid): DON'T ASK.
Panel 1:
An older man with a mustache (the father) speaks to a younger person with reddish-orange hair (the kid).
Father: FROM NOW ON, EVERY TIME YOU GET A C, YOU GET THE SEX TALK.
Kid: UH... OKAY.
Panel 2:
The kid clutches their head in distress while the father, gesturing, delivers the sex talk.
Father: SO THE MAN'S SPERM ENTERS THE WOMAN'S VAGINA, AT WHICH POINT...
Kid: I KNOW. I KNOW! I KNOW!
Votey:
Caption bar: 20 YEARS LATER...
Two people lie in bed together.
One partner: HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THAT?
The other (the now-grown kid): DON'T ASK.
Alt text
A color SMBC comic with the caption 'Parenting tip: Anything kids don't like is a potential punishment.' Panel one: a mustached father tells his red-haired kid, 'From now on, every time you get a C, you get the sex talk.' The kid replies, 'Uh... okay.' Panel two: the father lectures, 'So the man's sperm enters the woman's vagina, at which point...' while the kid grips their head in agony shouting 'I know. I know! I know!' The votey is a black-and-white panel labeled '20 years later...' showing two people lying in bed; one asks, 'How are you so good at that?' and the grown kid answers, 'Don't ask.' The joke: being repeatedly forced to endure the sex talk as punishment accidentally made them an expert lover.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.