2008-06-05
Original: 2008-06-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A balding man with glasses stands at a wooden podium, smiling, holding up a small syringe.
Man: "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE'VE DONE IT. BEHOLD! THE CURE FOR CHILDHOOD MISBEHAVIOR."
Panel 2 (a label/box below the comic):
DIRECTIONS FOR USE:
STAB THE LITTLE BASTARD
Votey:
A woman stands behind a small child, gripping the back of the child's head/hair with one hand and holding the syringe in the other.
Woman: "COME BACK FOR PARENTING!"
A balding man with glasses stands at a wooden podium, smiling, holding up a small syringe.
Man: "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE'VE DONE IT. BEHOLD! THE CURE FOR CHILDHOOD MISBEHAVIOR."
Panel 2 (a label/box below the comic):
DIRECTIONS FOR USE:
STAB THE LITTLE BASTARD
Votey:
A woman stands behind a small child, gripping the back of the child's head/hair with one hand and holding the syringe in the other.
Woman: "COME BACK FOR PARENTING!"
Alt text
A balding man in glasses stands at a podium, smiling and holding up a small syringe. He announces: "Ladies and gentlemen, we've done it. Behold! The cure for childhood misbehavior." Below the panel, a label reads: "Directions for use: Stab the little bastard." Votey: A woman stands behind a small child, gripping the back of his head with one hand and brandishing the syringe with the other, saying "Come back for parenting!" The joke: the supposed medical "cure" is really just a threat of violence dressed up as treatment.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.