2008-05-31
Original: 2008-05-31 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A red-haired girl reads aloud from a handwritten letter.
Letter (handwritten): "Dear Santa, I've been good all year. I don't need any toys. Just a new little brother, please. thanks, Susie"
Panel 2: Caption box: SOON...
A scene at night. Two adults (the parents) sit on a couch, looking back over their shoulders. Looming behind them is an angry-looking Santa Claus.
Parent: "WE REALLY JUST WEREN'T PLANNING ON ANOTHER-"
Santa: "I SAID GET BUSY!!"
Votey:
A close-up of Santa's face, looking down with a sinister, satisfied expression.
Santa: "GOOOD..."
Letter (handwritten): "Dear Santa, I've been good all year. I don't need any toys. Just a new little brother, please. thanks, Susie"
Panel 2: Caption box: SOON...
A scene at night. Two adults (the parents) sit on a couch, looking back over their shoulders. Looming behind them is an angry-looking Santa Claus.
Parent: "WE REALLY JUST WEREN'T PLANNING ON ANOTHER-"
Santa: "I SAID GET BUSY!!"
Votey:
A close-up of Santa's face, looking down with a sinister, satisfied expression.
Santa: "GOOOD..."
Alt text
Panel 1: A red-haired girl holds up and reads a handwritten letter that says, "Dear Santa, I've been good all year. I don't need any toys. Just a new little brother, please. thanks, Susie." Panel 2: A caption reads "SOON...". At night, two parents sit on a couch and turn nervously over their shoulders toward an angry, looming Santa Claus standing behind them. A parent protests, "WE REALLY JUST WEREN'T PLANNING ON ANOTHER-" and Santa cuts them off, shouting, "I SAID GET BUSY!!" -- coercing them into conceiving the new sibling the girl requested. Votey: A close-up of Santa's face wearing a sinister, satisfied grin as he murmurs, "GOOOD..."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.