2008-05-29
Original: 2008-05-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Two green aliens sit in the cockpit of a flying saucer, with planet Earth and other UFOs visible through the window against a starry sky.
First alien (in yellow shirt): "50 million light years travelled, but we've finally reached Earth!"
Second alien: "Now to enact... THE PLAN."
Panel 2:
A piece of paper showing the written plan.
The paper reads: "APPEAR IN WINDOWS OUTSIDE CRAZY PEOPLE'S HOUSES"
Votey:
A man stands by a window looking unimpressed/skeptical.
A voice (presumably from outside the window): "WAS ROSWELL REAL? HOW STUPID ARE YOU?"
Two green aliens sit in the cockpit of a flying saucer, with planet Earth and other UFOs visible through the window against a starry sky.
First alien (in yellow shirt): "50 million light years travelled, but we've finally reached Earth!"
Second alien: "Now to enact... THE PLAN."
Panel 2:
A piece of paper showing the written plan.
The paper reads: "APPEAR IN WINDOWS OUTSIDE CRAZY PEOPLE'S HOUSES"
Votey:
A man stands by a window looking unimpressed/skeptical.
A voice (presumably from outside the window): "WAS ROSWELL REAL? HOW STUPID ARE YOU?"
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Panel one: two green-skinned aliens sit in the cockpit of a flying saucer, with Earth and several other UFOs visible through the window against a starry sky. One alien in a yellow shirt says, "50 million light years travelled, but we've finally reached Earth!" The other replies, "Now to enact... THE PLAN." Panel two: a handwritten piece of paper reveals the plan, which reads: "APPEAR IN WINDOWS OUTSIDE CRAZY PEOPLE'S HOUSES" — the joke being that alien sightings are deliberately staged only for people no one will believe. Votey aftercomic: a skeptical-looking man stands by a window as a voice (mocking conspiracy theories like Roswell) says, "WAS ROSWELL REAL? HOW STUPID ARE YOU?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.