2008-06-06
Original: 2008-06-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A red-haired soldier in a green military uniform stands holding a green military hat in his hands. He addresses a blonde woman seen from behind in the foreground.
Soldier: "MA'AM... I'M AFRAID THAT I'M THE BEARER OF SOME BAD NEWS."
Caption (below panel): "Your husband is a hat."
Votey:
The woman and the soldier face each other.
Woman: "ARE YOU SURE THAT—"
Soldier: "THE ARMY DOESN'T MAKE MISTAKES!"
A red-haired soldier in a green military uniform stands holding a green military hat in his hands. He addresses a blonde woman seen from behind in the foreground.
Soldier: "MA'AM... I'M AFRAID THAT I'M THE BEARER OF SOME BAD NEWS."
Caption (below panel): "Your husband is a hat."
Votey:
The woman and the soldier face each other.
Woman: "ARE YOU SURE THAT—"
Soldier: "THE ARMY DOESN'T MAKE MISTAKES!"
Alt text
A red-haired soldier in a green army uniform stands holding a green military hat, speaking to a blonde woman shown from behind. He says, "Ma'am... I'm afraid that I'm the bearer of some bad news." A caption beneath the panel delivers the punchline: "Your husband is a hat." In the black-and-white votey, the woman begins to protest, "Are you sure that—" and the soldier cuts her off, insisting, "The army doesn't make mistakes!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.