2008-06-08
Original: 2008-06-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Caption (yellow banner at top): LIFE TIP: YOU CAN DO PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING IF YOU YELL THE RIGHT PHRASE
A shirtless red-haired man runs down a city street wearing a red cape (and nothing else visible), grinning.
Red-haired man: FOR SCIENCE!
Around him, ordinary pedestrians walk by, mostly ignoring or glancing at him: a man in a blue shirt, a woman in a tan coat carrying a briefcase, a bald man in a tie, and a little girl in a pink dress.
Votey:
A man stands at a counter pointing across it at a clerk/cashier.
Man: FOR SCIENCE.
The clerk behind the counter looks on; a bag or items sit on the counter between them.
A shirtless red-haired man runs down a city street wearing a red cape (and nothing else visible), grinning.
Red-haired man: FOR SCIENCE!
Around him, ordinary pedestrians walk by, mostly ignoring or glancing at him: a man in a blue shirt, a woman in a tan coat carrying a briefcase, a bald man in a tie, and a little girl in a pink dress.
Votey:
A man stands at a counter pointing across it at a clerk/cashier.
Man: FOR SCIENCE.
The clerk behind the counter looks on; a bag or items sit on the counter between them.
Alt text
A four-panel-wide single comic. A yellow banner reads: 'LIFE TIP: YOU CAN DO PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING IF YOU YELL THE RIGHT PHRASE.' Below, a grinning shirtless red-haired man wearing only a red cape sprints down a nighttime city street shouting 'FOR SCIENCE!' Ordinary pedestrians (a man in a blue shirt, a woman with a briefcase, a bald man in a tie, a little girl in a pink dress) walk past, barely reacting, as if a naked caped man yelling the magic phrase is perfectly acceptable. Votey (small black-and-white follow-up panel): a man at a store counter points at the clerk and flatly says 'FOR SCIENCE,' deadpan-deploying the same phrase to get whatever he wants.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.