2008-06-07
Original: 2008-06-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A blond superhero in a brown costume with a pink cape and an "H" emblem on his chest stands behind a bald man in a black suit and purple eye mask, who holds a gun.
Superhero: "NOT SO FAST EVILDOER! EVER SINCE MY HORRIBLE MISTAKE BEHIND THE LAB 10 YEARS AGO, EVERY CELL IN MY BODY IS A POTENTIAL THREAT."
Caption below panel:
Life Tip:
Hepatitis is not a superpower.
Votey:
A man in a suit (the bald masked villain) speaks to the superhero.
Man in suit: "CAN YOU STOP HIM, H-BOMB?"
Superhero (H-Bomb): "DIAGNOSIS: POSITIVE."
A blond superhero in a brown costume with a pink cape and an "H" emblem on his chest stands behind a bald man in a black suit and purple eye mask, who holds a gun.
Superhero: "NOT SO FAST EVILDOER! EVER SINCE MY HORRIBLE MISTAKE BEHIND THE LAB 10 YEARS AGO, EVERY CELL IN MY BODY IS A POTENTIAL THREAT."
Caption below panel:
Life Tip:
Hepatitis is not a superpower.
Votey:
A man in a suit (the bald masked villain) speaks to the superhero.
Man in suit: "CAN YOU STOP HIM, H-BOMB?"
Superhero (H-Bomb): "DIAGNOSIS: POSITIVE."
Alt text
An SMBC comic. Main panel: a blond superhero in a brown costume with a pink cape and a large "H" on his chest stands behind a bald man in a black suit wearing a purple eye mask, who is holding a gun. The hero declares, "Not so fast, evildoer! Ever since my horrible mistake behind the lab 10 years ago, every cell in my body is a potential threat." A caption reads: "Life Tip: Hepatitis is not a superpower." The joke is that the hero's power is being infectious with hepatitis rather than anything heroic. Votey (a rough black-and-white bonus panel): the suited man asks, "Can you stop him, H-Bomb?" and the hero answers, "Diagnosis: positive," punning on a positive test result for the disease.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.