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2008-06-19

Original: 2008-06-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A balding man in a brown shirt sits on the edge of a bed, smiling, holding up a green snake toward a child lying under a pink blanket.
Man: IT'S A RARE BREED OF COBRA THAT ONLY KILLS AWAKE PEOPLE!

Caption (below panel): Dad attempts to cure my insomnia.

Votey:
A close-up of the child's head lying on a pillow, eyes closed.
Child: IT'S TOTALLY SILENT!

Alt text

A grinning balding man in a brown shirt sits on the bed of a child tucked under a pink blanket, holding up a green snake toward them and saying, "It's a rare breed of cobra that only kills awake people!" A caption beneath reads: "Dad attempts to cure my insomnia." Votey: a close-up of the child's head on a pillow with eyes closed, saying, "It's totally silent!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.