2008-06-18
Original: 2008-06-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: POP QUIZ! SPOT THE POOR LOGIC!
Panel 1: A man with short brown hair in a green polo shirt sits against a purple wall.
Man: I think that stripper loves me...
Caption below the panel: Answer: A corpse can't love.
Votey:
A close-up sketch of the same man's face.
Man: She probably doesn't even know my name.
Panel 1: A man with short brown hair in a green polo shirt sits against a purple wall.
Man: I think that stripper loves me...
Caption below the panel: Answer: A corpse can't love.
Votey:
A close-up sketch of the same man's face.
Man: She probably doesn't even know my name.
Alt text
A clean cartoon panel with a yellow banner reading 'POP QUIZ! SPOT THE POOR LOGIC!' Below, a smiling brown-haired man in a green polo shirt sits against a purple wall and says in a speech bubble, 'I think that stripper loves me...' A caption underneath reads, 'Answer: A corpse can't love.' The joke implies the man is a corpse, making his belief illogical. Votey (aftercomic): a rough hand-drawn close-up of the same man's face as he adds, 'She probably doesn't even know my name.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.