2008-06-10
Original: 2008-06-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A green-and-yellow costumed villain with a beak-like mask and feathered crest grabs a frightened woman with red hair (wearing a green sweater) and throws her off the edge of a building.
Villain: HAHAHA!
Panel 2: A dark-haired man in glasses and a business suit (Clark Kent) tears open his shirt to reveal the Superman 'S' emblem underneath.
(no dialogue)
Panel 3: Superman flies up the side of a purple building in pursuit, with the villain and the falling woman visible above near the rooftop.
(no dialogue)
Panel 4: A newspaper headline.
Headline: SUPERMAN GIVES VILLAIN STERN TALKING-TO
Smaller text at bottom: STREET CLEANING EARLY THIS WEEK
Votey:
Labeled banner: EARLIER...
The red-haired woman in the green sweater speaks to the back of Clark Kent's head (dark hair, glasses).
Woman: I'M JUST NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU, CLARK.
Villain: HAHAHA!
Panel 2: A dark-haired man in glasses and a business suit (Clark Kent) tears open his shirt to reveal the Superman 'S' emblem underneath.
(no dialogue)
Panel 3: Superman flies up the side of a purple building in pursuit, with the villain and the falling woman visible above near the rooftop.
(no dialogue)
Panel 4: A newspaper headline.
Headline: SUPERMAN GIVES VILLAIN STERN TALKING-TO
Smaller text at bottom: STREET CLEANING EARLY THIS WEEK
Votey:
Labeled banner: EARLIER...
The red-haired woman in the green sweater speaks to the back of Clark Kent's head (dark hair, glasses).
Woman: I'M JUST NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU, CLARK.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: a beak-masked, green-and-yellow costumed villain laughs ('HAHAHA!') as he hurls a terrified red-haired woman off a building. Panel 2: a dark-haired man in glasses and a suit rips open his shirt to reveal the Superman 'S', transforming into Superman. Panel 3: Superman flies up the side of a building toward the villain and the falling woman. Panel 4: a newspaper headline reads 'SUPERMAN GIVES VILLAIN STERN TALKING-TO,' implying Superman merely scolded the villain rather than saving the woman; a side note adds 'STREET CLEANING EARLY THIS WEEK.' Votey (a final extra panel labeled 'EARLIER...'): the same red-haired woman tells the back of Clark Kent's head, 'I'M JUST NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU, CLARK,' revealing Superman's halfhearted rescue was petty revenge for being rejected.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.