2008-03-26
Original: 2008-03-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A balding man sits at a podium or table, speaking.
Man: "I'd like to drink more, but my wife and kids keep making me stop."
Caption (below panel): Steve discusses his "drinking problem."
Votey:
Panel: A child looks up at an adult.
Child: "Daddy, would you stop?"
Adult: "Nope!"
Caption (below panel): PROBLEM SOLVED!
A balding man sits at a podium or table, speaking.
Man: "I'd like to drink more, but my wife and kids keep making me stop."
Caption (below panel): Steve discusses his "drinking problem."
Votey:
Panel: A child looks up at an adult.
Child: "Daddy, would you stop?"
Adult: "Nope!"
Caption (below panel): PROBLEM SOLVED!
Alt text
A balding man sits at a podium and says, "I'd like to drink more, but my wife and kids keep making me stop." The caption reads: Steve discusses his "drinking problem." The joke reframes a family stopping his drinking as the problem being that they won't let him drink enough. Votey: A young child looks up at a smiling adult and asks, "Daddy, would you stop?" The adult replies, "Nope!" Caption: PROBLEM SOLVED! — the kid telling the dad to stop, and the dad refusing, ironically resolves the complaint.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.