2008-03-25
Original: 2008-03-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with gray hair and a mustache, wearing an orange shirt, rides a brown horse charging across a playground toward a group of children near swing sets.
Man on horse: "I DON'T NEED A REASON!"
Caption (below the panel): "I consider myself something of a moral relativist."
Votey:
The same gray-haired man stands next to a police officer wearing sunglasses and a cap. The officer has a hand on the man's shoulder.
Man: "OH, FIRST THE PTA, NOW YOU GUYS"
A man with gray hair and a mustache, wearing an orange shirt, rides a brown horse charging across a playground toward a group of children near swing sets.
Man on horse: "I DON'T NEED A REASON!"
Caption (below the panel): "I consider myself something of a moral relativist."
Votey:
The same gray-haired man stands next to a police officer wearing sunglasses and a cap. The officer has a hand on the man's shoulder.
Man: "OH, FIRST THE PTA, NOW YOU GUYS"
Alt text
A mustached gray-haired man in an orange shirt gallops a snarling brown horse across a children's playground, swing sets behind him, charging at a group of startled kids. He shouts, "I DON'T NEED A REASON!" A caption below reads, "I consider myself something of a moral relativist." In the black-and-white votey panel, the same man stands beside a stern police officer in sunglasses who grips his shoulder. The man complains, "OH, FIRST THE PTA, NOW YOU GUYS," treating his arrest as just one more group passing judgment on his self-proclaimed moral relativism.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.