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2008-02-10

Original: 2008-02-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man with brown hair in a red shirt swings a gun and fires a bright orange/yellow blast point-blank into the neck/head of a blond man in a green shirt, who recoils in pain with his eyes screwed shut and mouth open.

Man in red shirt: “Oh, come on you wimp! It's a paintball gun!”

Votey:
Close-up of the angry face of the man with brown hair, scowling.

Man: “Stop actin' all dead!”

Alt text

A comic panel: a brown-haired man in a red shirt has just fired a gun point-blank into the neck of a blond man in a green shirt, shown as a bright orange-yellow muzzle blast. The blond man recoils, face scrunched in pain, eyes shut and mouth open in a cry. The shooter says, “Oh, come on you wimp! It's a paintball gun!” Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the shooter's scowling, angry face as he says, “Stop actin' all dead!” — the joke being he clearly hit the victim far harder than a paintball would and refuses to acknowledge the harm.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.