2008-02-10
Original: 2008-02-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with brown hair in a red shirt swings a gun and fires a bright orange/yellow blast point-blank into the neck/head of a blond man in a green shirt, who recoils in pain with his eyes screwed shut and mouth open.
Man in red shirt: “Oh, come on you wimp! It's a paintball gun!”
Votey:
Close-up of the angry face of the man with brown hair, scowling.
Man: “Stop actin' all dead!”
A man with brown hair in a red shirt swings a gun and fires a bright orange/yellow blast point-blank into the neck/head of a blond man in a green shirt, who recoils in pain with his eyes screwed shut and mouth open.
Man in red shirt: “Oh, come on you wimp! It's a paintball gun!”
Votey:
Close-up of the angry face of the man with brown hair, scowling.
Man: “Stop actin' all dead!”
Alt text
A comic panel: a brown-haired man in a red shirt has just fired a gun point-blank into the neck of a blond man in a green shirt, shown as a bright orange-yellow muzzle blast. The blond man recoils, face scrunched in pain, eyes shut and mouth open in a cry. The shooter says, “Oh, come on you wimp! It's a paintball gun!” Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the shooter's scowling, angry face as he says, “Stop actin' all dead!” — the joke being he clearly hit the victim far harder than a paintball would and refuses to acknowledge the harm.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.