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2008-02-09

Original: 2008-02-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1: A balding man holds open a wallet, taking something out of it. A woman with red hair stands facing him.
Man: "IT'S TIME I SHOWED MY LOVE IN CONCRETE FORM."
Sign on the wall behind them reads: "OOTTAT" (i.e., "TATTOO" seen in reverse/mirror).

Panel 2: Close-up of the balding man facing a blonde woman.
Woman: "HONESTLY I'M NOT TERRIBLY MOVED"

Panel 3: Close-up of the man's bare upper arm, which now bears a fresh tattoo of a brown wallet labeled "WALLET."

Votey:
Two people lie in bed together in the dark.
One of them: "GOODNIGHT"

Alt text

A three-panel comic. Panel 1: A balding man holds open his wallet in a tattoo parlor (a backwards sign reading 'TATTOO' is on the wall) and tells a red-haired woman, 'It's time I showed my love in concrete form.' Panel 2: Close-up of the man facing a blonde woman who replies flatly, 'Honestly I'm not terribly moved.' Panel 3: Close-up of his bare arm, now sporting a fresh tattoo of a brown wallet literally labeled 'WALLET' — he tattooed a picture of his wallet as his grand romantic gesture. Votey: A small black-and-white panel shows two people lying in bed in the dark, one saying 'Goodnight.'

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.