2008-02-26
Original: 2008-02-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner (yellow): A MORE SUCCINCT PROOF
There are infinite prime numbers:
· If there weren't infinite primes, that other proof of infinite primes wouldn't work.
· It does work
∴ There are infinite primes
Votey:
Header: EVEN MORE SUCCINCT
· There just are, OKAY?!
∴ There are.
There are infinite prime numbers:
· If there weren't infinite primes, that other proof of infinite primes wouldn't work.
· It does work
∴ There are infinite primes
Votey:
Header: EVEN MORE SUCCINCT
· There just are, OKAY?!
∴ There are.
Alt text
A single panel styled as a mock mathematical proof. A yellow title banner reads "A MORE SUCCINCT PROOF." The body, on a pale lavender background, lays out a bullet-point argument that there are infinite prime numbers: "If there weren't infinite primes, that other proof of infinite primes wouldn't work. It does work. Therefore (∴) there are infinite primes" — a circular argument that assumes its own conclusion. Votey: a plain black-and-white panel headed "EVEN MORE SUCCINCT," with two bullets pushing the joke further: "There just are, OKAY?!" and "∴ There are."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.