ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2008-02-25

Original: 2008-02-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic:

Older bald man with white side-hair, hand to his chin: "AM I PERFECT? NO. BUT I'M A COMMUNITY LEADER! REMEMBER WHEN I GAVE ICE CREAM TO ALL THE KIDS IN TOWN?"

A second man stands behind a desk/counter in the background.

Caption below the panel: "Dr. Brown was soon found guilty in the poisoning deaths of all the kids in town."

Votey:

The same man (Dr. Brown), shown close-up: "THINK OF ME AS ONE WHO LOVED NOT WISELY, BUT TOO WELL."

Alt text

A color comic panel shows an older bald man with tufts of white hair, hand thoughtfully on his chin, pleading his case. His speech bubble reads: "Am I perfect? No. But I'm a community leader! Remember when I gave ice cream to all the kids in town?" Another man stands behind a counter in the background. A caption beneath the panel reads: "Dr. Brown was soon found guilty in the poisoning deaths of all the kids in town" — revealing the ice cream was poisoned. The votey is a small black-and-white panel of the same man saying, quoting Othello, "Think of me as one who loved not wisely, but too well."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.