2008-02-07
Original: 2008-02-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A blond man in a suit stands gesturing toward an easel that displays a photo of colorful horizontal geological strata.
Man: "FOR YOU EVOLUTIONISTS WHO SAY MAN AND DINOSAUR DIDN'T CO-EXIST, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS PHOTO OF GEOLOGICAL STRATA FROM SOUTHERN FRANCE?"
Caption (below panel): "...which I bought from a raptor."
Votey:
Label: "EARLIER..."
Two figures talk. The man (the suited presenter from the main comic) speaks to another figure.
Man: "YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A RAPTOR."
Other figure: "YEAH, THOSE SCIENTISTS LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING."
A blond man in a suit stands gesturing toward an easel that displays a photo of colorful horizontal geological strata.
Man: "FOR YOU EVOLUTIONISTS WHO SAY MAN AND DINOSAUR DIDN'T CO-EXIST, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS PHOTO OF GEOLOGICAL STRATA FROM SOUTHERN FRANCE?"
Caption (below panel): "...which I bought from a raptor."
Votey:
Label: "EARLIER..."
Two figures talk. The man (the suited presenter from the main comic) speaks to another figure.
Man: "YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A RAPTOR."
Other figure: "YEAH, THOSE SCIENTISTS LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING."
Alt text
A blond man in a suit stands beside an easel showing a photo of colorful horizontal geological rock strata. He says: "For you evolutionists who say man and dinosaur didn't co-exist, how do you explain this photo of geological strata from southern France?" A caption beneath the panel completes his sentence: "...which I bought from a raptor." The joke is that his supposed proof comes from having literally bought the photo from a dinosaur, which makes no sense. Votey (aftercomic), labeled "Earlier...": the same man talks to another figure and says, "You don't look like a raptor," and the figure replies, "Yeah, those scientists lie about everything" — implying he was conned by someone merely claiming to be a raptor.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.