2008-02-08
Original: 2008-02-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A smiling nun stands holding two puppets, one on each hand. On her left hand is a pink sperm puppet (round head with a wiggly tail). On her right hand is a purple, spiky egg/ovum puppet with a grinning face. She is teaching a group of children, three of whom are visible seated/standing in front of her.
Nun (speaking as the puppets, in a speech bubble): "AND THEN MRS. SPERM SAYS, 'HEY MISTER OVA, WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE?'"
Caption (below the panel): Yeah, it was weird. But frankly, we were just happy she stopped using the F word for one sentence.
Votey:
A close-up of the same nun, mouth open wide in excitement, leaning toward the puppets.
Nun: "OH SH** YEAH!"
A smiling nun stands holding two puppets, one on each hand. On her left hand is a pink sperm puppet (round head with a wiggly tail). On her right hand is a purple, spiky egg/ovum puppet with a grinning face. She is teaching a group of children, three of whom are visible seated/standing in front of her.
Nun (speaking as the puppets, in a speech bubble): "AND THEN MRS. SPERM SAYS, 'HEY MISTER OVA, WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE?'"
Caption (below the panel): Yeah, it was weird. But frankly, we were just happy she stopped using the F word for one sentence.
Votey:
A close-up of the same nun, mouth open wide in excitement, leaning toward the puppets.
Nun: "OH SH** YEAH!"
Alt text
An SMBC comic. A smiling nun in full habit stands before a group of children using two puppets to teach a lesson. On one hand is a pink sperm puppet (round head, wiggly tail); on the other is a spiky purple egg puppet with a grinning face. Speaking through the puppets, she says, 'And then Mrs. Sperm says, Hey Mister Ova, would you like to dance?' The caption below reads: 'Yeah, it was weird. But frankly, we were just happy she stopped using the F word for one sentence.' The joke is that the nun normally curses constantly. Votey: a close-up of the nun, mouth wide open mid-shout, exclaiming 'OH SH** YEAH!' as she enthusiastically waves the puppets.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.