2007-12-23
Original: 2007-12-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with brown hair, seen from behind, holds up a handwritten note on yellow paper. The note reads:
Note: "HOW MANY BULLETS DOES IT TAKE TO KILL MY BOSS?"
Below it, written as an answer: "≤ 6"
Caption (below the comic): Turns out violence does solve problems.
Votey:
A man stands beside a chart/graph drawn on a board. The graph shows a curve with regions labeled, from top to bottom:
"CHILDISH INSULTS"
"KNIVES"
"BULLETS"
Along the bottom axis are percentage labels: 36% 50% 30% 1.5%
A man with brown hair, seen from behind, holds up a handwritten note on yellow paper. The note reads:
Note: "HOW MANY BULLETS DOES IT TAKE TO KILL MY BOSS?"
Below it, written as an answer: "≤ 6"
Caption (below the comic): Turns out violence does solve problems.
Votey:
A man stands beside a chart/graph drawn on a board. The graph shows a curve with regions labeled, from top to bottom:
"CHILDISH INSULTS"
"KNIVES"
"BULLETS"
Along the bottom axis are percentage labels: 36% 50% 30% 1.5%
Alt text
A man with brown hair, drawn from behind, holds up a handwritten yellow note that reads "HOW MANY BULLETS DOES IT TAKE TO KILL MY BOSS?" with the answer scrawled beneath it: "≤ 6" (six or fewer). The caption under the comic reads: "Turns out violence does solve problems." Votey: a rougher black-and-white sketch shows a man standing next to a chart on a board. The chart is a curve divided into stacked bands labeled, from top to bottom, "CHILDISH INSULTS," "KNIVES," and "BULLETS," with percentages along the bottom (36%, 50%, 30%, 1.5%), mock-quantifying methods of dealing with a boss.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.