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2007-12-04

Original: 2007-12-04 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A young man with brown hair in a green polo shirt and blue jeans stands at the gates of heaven, gesturing toward a robed figure with long gray hair (presumably Saint Peter, though unnamed) seated behind a cloud-like counter.

Gray-haired figure: "LISTEN, I FORGOT TO BRING MY LEDGER IN THIS MORNING. WERE YOU GOOD IN LIFE?"

Young man: "I WAS GOOD AT THINGS. DOES MURDER COUNT? WHAT ABOUT SKIPPING CHURCH?"

Votey:
Close-up of the same young man looking nervous.

Young man: "MORTAL SINS?"

Alt text

A young man with brown hair in a green polo and jeans stands before a robed, long-gray-haired figure (Saint Peter) seated at a cloud counter at heaven's gates. Saint Peter says, 'Listen, I forgot to bring my ledger in this morning. Were you good in life?' The man replies, 'I was good AT things. Does murder count? What about skipping church?' Votey: a close-up of the same man looking nervous, asking, 'Mortal sins?' The joke is that, asked to self-report, he keeps blurting out increasingly damning confessions instead of just saying he was good.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.