2007-12-08
Original: 2007-12-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
[A young blond child stands before an exhibit display labeled "CREATIONISM," which shows a figure gesturing. To the right, a smiling man in a blue tuxedo jacket with a bow tie and a name badge speaks.]
Man in blue jacket: WELL, ADMITTEDLY, THAT IS ONE OF THE FLAWS IN OUR ARGUMENT.
Panel 2:
[Caption box reads "MOMENTS PRIOR." The same blond child, now seen in a blue shirt, stands in the exhibit hall waving a hand, facing the man (seen in profile at right). On the wall behind is a silhouette of a dinosaur.]
Child: ISN'T THIS ALL STUPID?
Votey:
[A black-and-white drawing of a long-necked dinosaur leaning down toward a small figure with curly hair (a depiction of Jesus). Text above reads "JESUS LOVED EVERYBODY."]
Dinosaur: DOESN'T THAT INCLUDE DINOSAURS?
[A young blond child stands before an exhibit display labeled "CREATIONISM," which shows a figure gesturing. To the right, a smiling man in a blue tuxedo jacket with a bow tie and a name badge speaks.]
Man in blue jacket: WELL, ADMITTEDLY, THAT IS ONE OF THE FLAWS IN OUR ARGUMENT.
Panel 2:
[Caption box reads "MOMENTS PRIOR." The same blond child, now seen in a blue shirt, stands in the exhibit hall waving a hand, facing the man (seen in profile at right). On the wall behind is a silhouette of a dinosaur.]
Child: ISN'T THIS ALL STUPID?
Votey:
[A black-and-white drawing of a long-necked dinosaur leaning down toward a small figure with curly hair (a depiction of Jesus). Text above reads "JESUS LOVED EVERYBODY."]
Dinosaur: DOESN'T THAT INCLUDE DINOSAURS?
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a young blond child stands looking at a museum-style exhibit labeled "CREATIONISM" while a smiling man in a blue tuxedo jacket and bow tie, wearing a name badge, replies: "Well, admittedly, that is one of the flaws in our argument." Panel 2, captioned "MOMENTS PRIOR," shows the same child waving and asking the man, "Isn't this all stupid?" with a dinosaur silhouette on the wall behind them. The joke: the creationism docent openly concedes the child's blunt question exposes a flaw in the argument. Votey (a black-and-white add-on panel): a long-necked dinosaur leans toward a curly-haired figure of Jesus beneath the words "Jesus loved everybody," and the dinosaur asks, "Doesn't that include dinosaurs?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.