2007-11-30
Original: 2007-11-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (with reddish-brown hair, in a pink shirt, caressing a man's cheek): Mmm... what can I do to be the perfect wife?
Man (in a blue shirt): Well, you know, in this magazine, there was this model who wore this tiny TINY pink bikini.
Panel 2:
Caption (yellow box): Soon...
The same woman approaches a blonde woman (in a red top), holding open the magazine and showing her the pink-bikini model.
Woman: Will you sleep with my husband?
Votey:
A woman's face with a hand-drawn thought/speech bubble above her.
Text in bubble: He knows a LOT of Star Wars trivia
Woman (with reddish-brown hair, in a pink shirt, caressing a man's cheek): Mmm... what can I do to be the perfect wife?
Man (in a blue shirt): Well, you know, in this magazine, there was this model who wore this tiny TINY pink bikini.
Panel 2:
Caption (yellow box): Soon...
The same woman approaches a blonde woman (in a red top), holding open the magazine and showing her the pink-bikini model.
Woman: Will you sleep with my husband?
Votey:
A woman's face with a hand-drawn thought/speech bubble above her.
Text in bubble: He knows a LOT of Star Wars trivia
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel 1: a woman with reddish-brown hair in a pink shirt tenderly cups a smiling man's cheek and asks, "Mmm... what can I do to be the perfect wife?" The man in a blue shirt replies, "Well, you know, in this magazine, there was this model who wore this tiny TINY pink bikini." Panel 2: a yellow caption reads "Soon...". The same woman, holding the open magazine showing the bikini model, walks up to a blonde woman in a red top and asks, "Will you sleep with my husband?" -- earnestly taking his offhand comment as literal instruction. Votey (aftercomic): a roughly hand-drawn woman's face below a thought bubble reading, "He knows a LOT of Star Wars trivia," as if listing his redeeming qualities to recruit the other woman.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.