ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2007-12-06

Original: 2007-12-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel): A kitchen scene shown from above. On the counter sits a sink with a faucet. Below the counter, on a small stand or rack, rests a roll of toilet paper (or paper towels) that is nearly empty, with only a few sheets and the cardboard tube remaining.
Caption (below the panel): God doesn't love you.

Votey: A man with a worried, distressed expression looks at a jagged downward-trending line graph behind/beside him, like a falling stock chart. No text.

Alt text

Main comic, single panel: an overhead view of a kitchen counter with a sink and faucet. On a small rack beneath the counter sits a nearly depleted roll of paper (toilet paper or paper towels) down to its last few sheets and cardboard tube. A caption below reads: "God doesn't love you." The joke lands the small daily misfortune of running out of paper as cosmic abandonment. Votey (aftercomic): a black-and-white sketch of a distressed-looking man fretting in front of a jagged, sharply downward-plunging line graph resembling a crashing stock chart, underscoring the theme of things going badly wrong.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.