2007-12-03
Original: 2007-12-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic (single panel):
A dim basement/dungeon-like room. A man in a red shirt and blue pants holds a rope that runs up over a pulley on the ceiling and down to a large hanging sack labeled "INFANTS." The sack dangles directly above a round vat or tank labeled "SHARKS." Several other lumpy sacks hang from the ceiling in the background. A blonde woman in a green tank top stands in the foreground (back to viewer), watching with an alarmed expression.
Sack label: INFANTS
Vat label: SHARKS
Caption (below panel): Todd was in clear violation of second date etiquette.
Votey:
Close-up of the woman speaking, drawn in a loose sketch style.
Woman: A GENTLEMAN USES SNAKES!
A dim basement/dungeon-like room. A man in a red shirt and blue pants holds a rope that runs up over a pulley on the ceiling and down to a large hanging sack labeled "INFANTS." The sack dangles directly above a round vat or tank labeled "SHARKS." Several other lumpy sacks hang from the ceiling in the background. A blonde woman in a green tank top stands in the foreground (back to viewer), watching with an alarmed expression.
Sack label: INFANTS
Vat label: SHARKS
Caption (below panel): Todd was in clear violation of second date etiquette.
Votey:
Close-up of the woman speaking, drawn in a loose sketch style.
Woman: A GENTLEMAN USES SNAKES!
Alt text
Single-panel comic in a gloomy basement. A man in a red shirt holds a rope strung over a ceiling pulley; the rope suspends a big sack labeled "INFANTS" directly above a round tank labeled "SHARKS." More lumpy sacks hang in the background. A blonde woman in a green top watches him, looking alarmed. Caption: "Todd was in clear violation of second date etiquette." In the votey, a close-up sketch of the woman exclaims, "A GENTLEMAN USES SNAKES!" The joke: she's not horrified that he's dropping infants into sharks, only that he's using sharks instead of the supposedly proper snakes.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.