2007-12-05
Original: 2007-12-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A person in a teddy bear mascot costume gestures toward a family (a smiling mother, father, and young child) while addressing them.
Bear: "And the bestest kids in the whole wide world are the ones who love their mommies and daddies."
Caption (below panel): Snugglebear continues his ruthless anti-orphan campaign.
Votey:
The bear mascot looks down sternly at a small child who is reaching up toward it.
Child: "I love you!"
Bear: "Where are your parents!?"
A person in a teddy bear mascot costume gestures toward a family (a smiling mother, father, and young child) while addressing them.
Bear: "And the bestest kids in the whole wide world are the ones who love their mommies and daddies."
Caption (below panel): Snugglebear continues his ruthless anti-orphan campaign.
Votey:
The bear mascot looks down sternly at a small child who is reaching up toward it.
Child: "I love you!"
Bear: "Where are your parents!?"
Alt text
A person in a tan teddy bear mascot costume stands in front of a smiling family—a blonde mother, a mustached father, and a small red-haired child—and proclaims in a speech bubble, "And the bestest kids in the whole wide world are the ones who love their mommies and daddies." A caption beneath the panel reads: "Snugglebear continues his ruthless anti-orphan campaign." Votey (a black-and-white aftercomic): the bear mascot scowls down at a small child reaching up adoringly. The child says, "I love you!" The bear demands, "Where are your parents!?"—implying it's screening for orphans to exclude.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.