2007-10-18
Original: 2007-10-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Blonde woman: HONEY! I'M PREGNANT!
Red-haired man: THAT... THAT'S THE SECOND WORST NEWS I'VE EVER GOTTEN.
Panel 2:
Caption: TEN MONTHS AGO...
Doctor (holding a clipboard): WE, UH, WE ACCIDENTALLY CASTRATED YOU.
The red-haired man stands listening.
Votey:
A loose sketch of the red-haired man's face, looking stunned, with a single word in a speech bubble above his head: "Balls"
Blonde woman: HONEY! I'M PREGNANT!
Red-haired man: THAT... THAT'S THE SECOND WORST NEWS I'VE EVER GOTTEN.
Panel 2:
Caption: TEN MONTHS AGO...
Doctor (holding a clipboard): WE, UH, WE ACCIDENTALLY CASTRATED YOU.
The red-haired man stands listening.
Votey:
A loose sketch of the red-haired man's face, looking stunned, with a single word in a speech bubble above his head: "Balls"
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a blonde woman tells a red-haired man, "Honey! I'm pregnant!" He replies with a stricken face, "That... that's the second worst news I've ever gotten." Panel 2, captioned "Ten months ago...": a doctor holding a clipboard tells the same man, "We, uh, we accidentally castrated you." The joke: if he was castrated ten months ago, the pregnancy can't be his, making it only the second-worst news. Votey aftercomic: a rough sketch of the man's shocked face with a speech bubble above reading simply "Balls."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.